If, as J.B.S. Haldane reportedly said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then His Son has an inordinate fondness for making Polaroids of Himself out of cheese and grain products. A South Carolina woman is among the latest whack-jobs to see Jesus in a piece of toast. Oy. (Are you people telling me Christ never appears on a pork chop? How about a Kleenex or a piece of Charmin? Never???)
Funny…they mention that her first impulse is to sell the toast on e-bay…what’s more important, the “reminder that Jesus is always with us” or making a quick buck?
Jesus must be looking down on people during this tough economy. “I need to get Jim-Bob another job so they can pay the mortgage on the trailer and take little Susy to get her tooth cleaned…Lots of events to align…you know, screw it. I’ll imprint my face on his grilled cheese, he can sell it on the Internet and get on the news”.
I think I saw Jesus in the BM I took last night. When I called the local news they hung up on me. I was trying to call another station but my wife flushed it.
Let’s play “find jesus Waldo”. Yes, I capitalized Waldo because I think Waldo is closer to real than jesus. Anyway, why would any deity bother to present their likeness on some unassuming piece of food or a wall? I mean what’s the point? Wouldn’t it be more convincing to actually appear and maybe even perform some real tangible miracle? How would the deity be sure his/her likeness wouldn’t go unnoticed and be eaten and all that effort wasted? Another thing that has always puzzled me – who decided what jesus looks like anyway? How would one know for sure that it wasn’t an imposter on their toast?
I have a bread stamp with Jesus on it. When the bread is toasted, you too can see jesus’ somber visage…