Well now. A 20-year-old woman driver struck a pedestrian whose actual name turns out to be…Lord Jesus Christ. Although the article doesn’t say, I’m assuming this is the result of a legal name change. Presumably his birth name was something hideous like, say, Hieronymus Fortesque Lickspittle. Or something.
I think I shall adopt Hieronymus Fortesque Lickspittle as my new pseudonym. Thanks!
Thinking freely, acting freely. ~Hieronymus