Bizarre news out of Ohio. A six-story-tall Jesus statue was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. Insert your own joke here.
Ironically, and perhaps symbolically, this hollow plastic-foam-and-fiberglass statue was erected by the Solid Rock Church of Monroe, Ohio.
To see Touchdown Jesus in all his pre-tasered glory, check out Giant Jesuses of the World, a self-admittedly non-comprehensive tour of Jesus statues.
I have an alibi again, just like when the cross in the desert vanished. :-)