Romanian witches must now pay taxes

The Romanian government has just revised its tax code to require witches and fortune-tellers to pay income taxes. Some witches have protested by throwing poisonous mandrake into the Danube and cursing the government; others have welcomed the measure since it brings official recognition to their trade.

Now if we can just get our churches and ministers to pay taxes, we could take a notch out of our own budget shortfall.

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