If, as J.B.S. Haldane reportedly said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then His Son has an inordinate fondness for making Polaroids of Himself out of cheese and grain products. A South Carolina woman is among the latest whack-jobs to see Jesus in a piece of toast. Oy. (Are you people telling me Christ never appears on a pork chop? How about a Kleenex or a piece of Charmin? Never???)
Posts Tagged ‘jesus’
It’s just the peas that he has on his fice…
Friday, April 24th, 2009Check out David Driscoll’s new ride…
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009Whose Ass Would Jesus Kick?
Sunday, November 9th, 2008Gotta love those “thou shalt forgive seventy times seven” Christian types. Armenian and Greek Orthodox monks brawled at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. That’s right, men of the cloth chose to bust knuckles at the very place they think Jesus was buried (nevermind it’s just a tourist trap with not a shred of proof that it had anything to do with Jesus). Anyway, here’s a link to the news article (the bit about the ladder is the funniest part).
Quick, Somebody Get Bill Donohue on the Horn!
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Why settle for a dry, tasteless cracker, when you can have a tasty Cheeto? A woman in Missouri has discovered a Cheeto that looks like Jesus on the Cross.
Amazingly, this isn’t the first time such a thing has happened. Back in March, a Methodist youth director in Texas found another Cheeto that looks like Jesus (a paraplegic Jesus at that, but the less said the better). The man displays this not-so-holy relic, which he dubs “Cheesus”, in his office bookcase. Classy!
